Sunday, May 30, 2010

I like to call it...

I finally seem to be parting ways with the nasty, hacking cough that moved into my throat and lungs about a month ago. For weeks I would suddenly burst into bouts of what sounded like a goose trying to honk for help while choking. At other times, it sounded like someone was slapping wet wallpaper against the inner wall of my chest.

As you may imagine, I expelled some pretty interesting stuff during these fits. I like to call it "cough confetti". It was so plentiful and festively colored that I considered renting myself out for parades and holiday parties.

Hooray! Paaaarty time!

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