That guy in the background looks scared.
Even the stuffed cat looks scared.
Q. So, in this life or death situation, with a scarred, mustachioed, sash-wearing maniac pointing a gun at my head, what's with the big, toothy grin?
Your answer in the comments section, please.
A. ____________________
6 comments:
Pirate fetish?
It doesn't appear as if you've wet yourself, so perhaps a birthday cake and the hope of frosting has distracted you?
You're doing the Nice Girl routine - If I smile maybe he won't hurt me!
Because what kid wouldn't want to be kidnapped by pirates? It always turn out well in the movies and books! Second only to being kidnapped by circus folk.
"i've always dreamed i'd be kidnapped by a pirate and whisked away to a life full of adventure, far far away from boring hopedale and my boring family - and it's finally happening!! yay! hold on tight Figaro, we're outta here."
Hahaha... I think you've got it, Julie.
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