Some of the keywords make perfect sense ("composing lola", "lasik" or "photoshop"), and some seem random and hilarious. A few weeks ago, Jason pointed out one particularly bizarre-sounding keyword phrase:
pig man vore
Pig man vore? We had no idea what that meant, or why it would lead people to my blog. We laughed it off. Then, tonight, I checked my Analytics account and found another curious keyword phrase:
lola bunny vore
At least this one has my name in it, I thought - but I was now officially curious enough to look up the word "vore" online.
And, oh boy...
From Urban Dictionary:
1. vore
Short for "voraphilia" or "vorarephilia": a fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature alive (sometimes known as phagophilia). The most common type of vore is "soft vore", being swallowed or swallowing whole with no bloodshed. There is also the less common "hard vore" which involves the tearing and chewing of flesh.
Whoa.
Now, as I think back over blog entries where I...
1. Devour a small whatsit
2. Post photos of my face smeared with what looks a bit like ravaged viscera
3. Allude to eating a live cat
... it all makes a little more sense.
I will now go to bed with that warm, squishy feeling that only accompanies a revelation that is simultaneously both horrific and delightful. Sweet dreams y'all!
2 comments:
I had to google that first phrase, just so that it shows up in your analysis tomorrow. :) Enjoy!
haha... Yup, it's there! Awesome, thanks :)
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