This photo of me was taken when I was ten years old - years before I got my braces off. I hadn't yet been taught that I shouldn't let my eyebrows grow wild.
Or wear white socks with black pants.
Or wear that shirt.
Ah, sweet innocence.
Anyway, here's your lesson for the day:
If you decide that you must immediately know how much of your head and torso you could fit beneath a bar stool, should you...
A) Just go for it!
or
B) Appraise all bystanders and ask yourself, "If my arms and shoulders get pinned down, and I fall over, kicking, squealing and calling for help, will these people help me or will they first run, cackling, to find a camera with which to photograph me?"
The answer is "B".
P.S. Thanks for the photos, Mom.
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