Today, however, as I cleared and cleaned a table, I enjoyed the singular pleasure of listening in on a husband-and-wife conversation that revolved around the thought-provoking content of the back of a Heinz ketchup bottle.
Him: Huh. "Certified Organic by Oregon Tilth."
Her: Hmm.
Him: "Shake well before first use."
Her: (sucking noisily on a shrimp tail) Huh.
(Ten second pause.)
Him: "For best results... refrigerate after opening."
Well, this was certainly a couple that enjoyed the little things.
I would like to point out at this point that "stopping and smelling the roses" doesn't necessarily require that one measure the number, length and width of the thorns.
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