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A number of ninjas were spotted loitering in the alley.
What does that mean? It could have been a million ninjas or just one. One is, after all, a number, right? How could a person possibly gauge how many ninjas they might be dealing with here?
The phrase is useful, I suppose, for making your life sound more scandalous or interesting than it actually is.
Ms. Hensel has married a number of men. (One.)
It is also useful for exaggerating modest accomplishments.
Ms. Hensel has traveled to a number of European countries. (Again, just one.)
So, in my mind, "a number of" gets bonus points for its usefulness toward intentional self-aggrandizement, but loses points for its unreliability in ninja tallying.
And now I must retire to my bedroom. I have a number of guys waiting for me in my bed.
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