"It's a cruel concept, Valentine's Day. It's as if they had a holiday to celebrate rich people or attractive people. Miserable and alone? Sorry, this isn't your day."
This passage got me thinking... If there was a holiday to celebrate attractive people, what kind of cards would Hallmark be churning out for it?
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one of my favorite spins on the classic pick up line: "did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?... coz your face is really fucked up."
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