I do, at least, now know that Lent has little or nothing to do with lint or lentils, as I once suspected when I was a child.
Every year around this time I'm reminded of a particular project that my fourth grade class was assigned back at Hopedale Memorial Elementary School. Our teacher handed us each a fresh sheet of blank paper and told us to write a few sentences about what we were giving up for Lent. Beneath that, we were instructed to draw an accompanying illustration.
I realized, years later, that this was probably a wildly inappropriate assignment for children at a public school. I'm not going to write about that now, though... I'll leave you to ponder that on your own.
What I will write about is the astonishingly bold and selfless choice that I made when prompted to give up something for forty days:
I wrote that I was choosing to give up canned tuna that wasn't dolphin safe.
And I drew a picture of a dolphin, caught in a net, weeping.
What I did not include in my project was this sneaky secret: I hated tuna. I was entirely unwilling to eat it anyway, dolphin safe or otherwise.
Every time I walked by that poster, which was displayed in the hallway along with the rest of my classmates' work, I felt a twinge of shame about the trick I had played. I felt guilty about it then, I felt guilty about it years later, and I still feel a little guilty about it now.
Perhaps I would have made a good Catholic after all.
(Please note that the above drawing is a recreation - the original art
was lost or destroyed... or possibly confiscated by the Illuminati.)
1 comment:
Oh my...does it get any funnier than this? I doubt it.
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