Lost!

What follows is likely to be the most eloquent and decisive review of the "Lost" season 6 premiere that you will find on the internet.

Along with a passel of friends and a full audience of "Lost" fans, I watched the premiere on the big screen at Cinema Salem.

This is me just before the premiere:

 

This is me during the premiere...

 

... for the entire two hours.

This is me after the premiere*:

* - Not included in image: the entire roll of heavy-duty paper towels I went through cleaning the drool off my chin.

For the second most eloquent and decisive review on the internet, go visit Awesometown Reviews.

Good night, and you're welcome.