The Great Celery Revelation

When I'm at my restaurant job and no one is looking, I like to pretend that the garnish area over at the bar is my own personal buffet. Olives, cucumber slices, orange wedges, maraschino cherries - I graze on them with stealthy gusto.

The other night I was hiding in the break room, covertly munching on a piece of celery that had been meant for a Bloody Mary, when I noticed something unusual.

This was no ordinary piece of celery. This was...

The most triumphant piece of celery EVER!*

Yeeeah!

* Photograph of Triumphant Celery taken by Katie Eisnor.