781-521-****: Hi honey ru up
Me: I am up... Who am i texting to?
781-521-****: Your mom
Me: Lies. My mom could not have written a two-word text that quickly.
781-521-****: Are you calling me a lier?
Me: No, i am calling you a liar. I would not call you a "lier" because i looked it up in the dictionary and i'm pretty sure there's no such thing.
781-521-****: Stop acting. Like a jeck
Me: Forgive my ignorance of made-up words - but i need you to tell me what a "jeck" is before i can desist in acting like one. You are making me gliffoggle.
Me: See? I can make up words too.
Me: P.S. "Gliffoggle" was the made-up word. Not "desist".
781-521-****: Go back to sleep