Friday, January 22, 2010

Adventures in Anonymous Texting

The following is a conversation via text message that happened between 11:55 AM and 12:25 PM today. The identity of the anonymous texter remains a mystery.


781-521-****: Hi honey ru up
11:55:08

Me: I am up... Who am i texting to?
11:56:42

781-521-****: Your mom
11:59:39

Me: Lies. My mom could not have written a two-word text that quickly.
12:01:31

781-521-****: Are you calling me a lier?
12:03:51

Me: No, i am calling you a liar. I would not call you a "lier" because i looked it up in the dictionary and i'm pretty sure there's no such thing.
12:07:14

781-521-****: Stop acting. Like a jeck
12:11:25

Me: Forgive my ignorance of made-up words - but i need you to tell me what a "jeck" is before i can desist in acting like one. You are making me gliffoggle.
12:13:50

Me: See? I can make up words too.
12:14:09

Me: P.S. "Gliffoggle" was the made-up word. Not "desist".
12:15:21

781-521-****: Go back to sleep
12:25:28

3 comments:

Miss Kolleen said...

thats fabulous! everyone who texts me is someone i know :(

Stovetop said...

I am glad you are blogging!

your sister said...

i friggin love that the conversation ended a)with him telling you to go to bed, and b)with him still thinking you were whoever he intended to drunk-text.