Melanie sang and played lead guitar; I sang,and backed Melanie up by playing imaginary guitar. To the casual observer it may have appeared that I was just waving my hand around uselessly over the guitar strings but, hey, that was part of the magic.
While unpacking some boxes a few days ago, I found some prints from a promotional photo shoot that we did before a concert back in 2002.
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| Photographs by Alexandra McDougall |
We specialized in creepy love songs, but also penned such classics as, "What the Hell is Wrong With You?" and "Foreskin (Don't Cut It)."
In honor of Valentine's Day, I have decided to share the lyrics that I penned for our emotionally-charged ballad, "Tortured Love Song." Enjoy!
Tortured Love Song
Lyrics by Lola Cutter Hensel
Music by Melanie Drisoll
Your love is torturing me
like a crazy sadist who can't see.
Your love is torturing me
like no toilets when you have to pee.
Your love makes me feel
like I'm on the rack
with whips and chains
flaying my back.
Yeah, your love makes me howl,
it's like being disemboweled.
(instrumental)
Your love is torturing me
like a crowbar smashing my knees.
Your love is torturing me
like the inquisition on a spree.
Your love makes me feel
like I'm on the rack,
with whips and chains
flaying my back.
Yeah, your love makes me howl,
it's like being disemboweled,
I've been fouled
by your love.
4 comments:
i like these lyrics, but there's nothing worse than an uncircumcised dick. sbt!
First off, WOW! You both look so young! My what time has done to us all.
Secondly, Peanut Butter and Fluff sounds like an excellent band name. You should pick that up again and sell PB&F sandwiches during intermission. I'd come.
You crack me up!
"Your love is torturing me
like no toilets when you have to pee"
ahhahaha I like those lyrics:D
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