Happy Sinko de Mayo!

I don't feel quite right celebrating Cinco de Mayo. I can't claim any Mexican ancestry, and the whole thing seems like just an excuse to drink excessive quantities of tequila and Mexican beer.

Instead, I celebrate an equally festive holiday: Sinko de Mayo.

And, in the grand tradition of this wonderful day, today I reworked the plumbing in my apartment so that my sinks would run mayonnaise instead of water.

Yum! Happy Sinko de Mayo, everyone!

Please feel free to use this holiday as an excuse to consume excessive quantities of egg-based condiments.