"They show extraordinary intelligence, even problem-solving..."

My friend Kolleen was recently inspired by some graffiti (that may or may not have contained an accidentally hilarious misspelling ) that prompted her to issue me the following challenge:

"quick, lola, what would a philoso-raptor look like?"

While a quick internet search reveals that at least one person has already created and marketed a fantastic version of the philosoraptor, I wanted to try my hand at my own interpretation:

Edit: As Facebook contest winner Sarah correctly guessed, the top portion of my philosoraptor "is a reference to John Locke, philosopher and resident LOST hottie."